Monday, November 8, 2010

5 Products We Foresee Being Endorsed By Kim Kardashian

5 Products We Foresee Being Endorsed By Kim Kardashian


Kim Kardashian says hey.Ray Tamarra/Getty ImagesIf there's something Kim Kardashian is really good at, it's spending money. And causing amass frenzy. And, like Donald Trump, putting her name on products galore -- the more, the better! The bootylicous reality star has endorsed merchandise from perfume to diet pills, and her empire keeps growing and growing (and growing). Further proof: Kardashian is now shilling for a credit card that helps parents teach their kids how to keep track of their money (lest they embark on $100,000 Birkin bag shopping sprees.)
Ka-ching for The Empire of Kim Kardashian! What should the omnipresent hottie endorse next? We have some suggestions:
1. A line of upscale gyms, inspired by Madonna's upcoming "Hard Candy Fitness" centers. WhileMadonna's workout emporium will no doubt emphasis the arms, Kardashian's will focus on the derriere.
2. Proactiv. Everybody's doing it. She could always invent a story about how acne destroyed her life ... until she used Proactiv!
3. The next Tyler Perry movie. Suggested early title: "Kim Kardashian's Tyler Perry'sKim Kardashian Untitled Biopic."
4. Anti-aging serum ... by Kim Kardashian. (because she doesn't like Botox.)
5. "Bruce Jenner For President."
Do these product endorsements seem far-fetched to you? Then you underestimate Team Kardashian because IT COULD HAPPEN.

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